Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on February 18, 1981)

Happy birthday to Ivan Sproule—the winger who's faster than my WiFi connection and whose goals were rarer (but way more spectacular) than spotting Bigfoot! From Moyola Park debut back in 2000 to the electrifying hat-trick for Hibernian against Rangers, your swift feet have kept cheering fans amazed—and defenders absolutely dizzy.

Let's not forget those proud moments representing Northern Ireland's national team from 2005–2007. They say you used speed as your secret weapon; rumour has it a few defenders still wake up screaming: "Who's chasing me? Oh no, it's Sproule!"

Wishing you another year ahead filled with victories—even off the field!