Let's make this birthday one to remember.

45 years old (Born on December 29, 1979)

Happy Birthday to the legendary J D Harmeyer—America's favorite badass TV watcher and undisputed Kissyfur aficionado! Your dedication to binge-watching marathons has inspired couch potatoes everywhere, proving that true greatness can indeed be achieved from a comfy recliner.

From your hilarious commentary on air, unforgettable laugh attacks, and unmatched ability to dissect pop culture absurdities, you've given us countless moments of joy. May this birthday bring you as much happiness as discovering a new season of your favorite show—or better yet—a reboot of Kissyfur itself!

Keep rocking those screens and making us laugh; you're truly one-of-a-kind!