Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on May 24, 1954)

Happy Birthday, J. J. Wilson! Here's to the man who turned cinematic lemons into golden raspberries—your genius in celebrating Hollywood's most spectacular flops has given us endless laughs and unforgettable moments. Your fearless dedication to highlighting film fiascos proves that sometimes being hilariously bad is just as memorable (and award-worthy!) as being exceptionally good.

May your birthday be filled with more joy than a Razzie winner accepting their trophy with grace—or at least humorously feigned enthusiasm. Keep shining brightly by spotlighting cinema’s greatest missteps; after all, without you we'd never fully appreciate how entertaining failure can truly be!