Let's make this birthday one to remember.

81 years old (Born on September 01, 1943)

Happy birthday to the legendary JJ Bittenbinder—the man who taught us all invaluable life lessons, like how yelling "Street Smarts!" could scare away virtually any trouble. Your iconic mustache and unforgettable style on "Tough Target" have turned safety awareness into entertaining wisdom for generations.

Even decades later, your timeless advice continues sparking joy (and memes) across the internet—proving laughter truly is a priceless self-defense method. Here's wishing you another year as safe—and witty—as ever; may your day be free of sketchy alleyways and packed with street-smart celebrations. Thanks for always reminding us that humor can indeed keep danger at bay!