35 years old (Born on March 22, 1989)
Happy Birthday, JJ Watt! You're the only guy who can blow out birthday candles with a quarterback sack. Your legendary 2012 season—20.5 sacks and four forced fumbles—still has quarterbacks waking up in cold sweats. AFC Defensive Player of the Year? More like Quarterback Nightmare Provider!Whether you're bulldozing offensive lines or casually bench-pressing small cars for fun, your dominance on defense is timelessly impressive. Here's hoping this year brings you as many smiles as you've given fans—and fewer bruises than you've handed opposing teams.
Enjoy your day, big man; may it be filled with cake instead of tackles!