Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on January 09, 1955)

Happy Birthday, J.K. Simmons! Whether you're barking orders as the irascible Jonah Jameson demanding pictures of Spider-Man ("I want photos—photos of Spider-Man!") or smoothly spinning truths in "Thank You for Smoking," your performances always hit harder than a headline from The Daily Bugle.

From hunting down Bruce Willis in "The Jackal" to stealing scenes with razor-sharp wit and impeccable timing, you've given us countless memorable moments on screen. May this birthday be filled with fewer masked vigilantes causing trouble at your newsroom—and more opportunities to remind everyone that nobody yells quite like you do!

Cheers to another sensational year ahead!