Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on July 17, 1990)

Happy Birthday, J.R. Celski! You're the only guy we know who can skate circles around everyone and still look cool doing it. Your epic bronze medal wins in the 1500 m and 5000 m relay at the 2010 Vancouver Olympics proved you're not just fast—you're Olympic-fast! Seriously, most of us can't even lace up skates without falling over.

Here's wishing you another year filled with speed, success, and fewer bruises than your competitors. May your celebrations be as smooth as your skating style—and remember: age is just a number...but medals are forever! Keep gliding through life like a champion!