Let's make this birthday one to remember.

52 years old (Born on July 17, 1972)

Happy Birthday, Jaap Stam! The legendary defender whose tackles were tougher than algebra and whose stare alone could scare strikers into early retirement. Manchester United fans still reminisce about your rock-solid presence from 1998 to 2001—especially that unforgettable treble-winning season in '99 when attackers bounced off you like ping-pong balls.

And let's not forget your stellar performances for the Dutch national team between 1996 and 2004, where you made defending look easier than eating birthday cake. May your special day be filled with laughter, joy, and fewer red cards than usual. Cheers to a legend who always stood tall (literally)!