Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on May 10, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Jabaal Sheard! You're still rushing through birthdays faster than quarterbacks scrambling from your sacks. From being the 37th overall pick in 2011 by the Cleveland Browns to racking up an impressive 146 tackles, 21 sacks, and forcing seven fumbles in just three seasons—your career highlights are as timeless as your pass-rushing moves.

Here's hoping this birthday brings you more joy than a perfectly timed blitz on third down. May your celebrations be filled with laughter, cake—and fewer blockers trying to slow you down. Keep tackling life head-on; after all these years, you're still our favorite sack specialist!