Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on October 02, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Jack Collison! The midfield maestro who dazzled West Ham fans from 2007 to 2014—your silky skills and tireless runs made you a Hammers legend. Who could forget your pivotal role in clinching the Football League Championship title during that unforgettable 2011-12 season? Rumor has it they're still finding bits of confetti at Upton Park!

Though you've hung up those boots (and probably framed them), your legacy remains timeless. May this birthday bring as much joy as scoring against rivals or lifting trophies—and may your celebrations be smoother than one of your trademark passes.

Cheers, Jack—forever blowing bubbles!