44 years old (Born on April 13, 1981)
Happy Birthday, Jack Jewsbury! From your rock-solid defense with the Kansas City Wizards to becoming a beloved Timber in Portland since 2011, you've always known how to kick it up a notch—literally. Your moves on the field were smoother than birthday cake frosting and more reliable than candles lighting every year.Whether you were shutting down attackers or scoring clutch goals that made fans jump out of their seats (and spill drinks), your legacy remains timelessly awesome. Here's hoping this year's celebration is as legendary as those eight fantastic seasons in KC—and just like fine wine—you only get better each season!