Let's make this birthday one to remember.

32 years old (Born on August 05, 1992)

Happy Birthday, Jack McInerney! You're the only guy we know who can score 14 goals in a single MLS season and still look like he's barely old enough to drive. Your incredible run with Philadelphia Union back in 2013 made defenders tremble—and fans cheer louder than ever.

Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as that unforgettable year when you dominated the pitch game after game. May this next chapter bring even more success (and fewer yellow cards). Keep kicking it into high gear—just don't pull anything celebrating today; you're not getting any younger out there!