Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on September 12, 1983)

Happy Birthday, Jack Midson! Ever since your professional debut back with Stevenage Borough in 2001, watching you burst onto the pitch has always been exciting—no doubt defenders still have nightmares of chasing your shadow. Even when you made your move to Arlesey Town in 2003, goalkeepers knew trouble had just come knocking again.

So here's wishing a fantastic birthday to the striker whose goals never seem to age (even if we all unfortunately do!) May today's celebrations be as thrilling as seeing one of your timeless strikes hitting home. Enjoy it, Jack—you've certainly earned every joyful minute!