70 years old (Born on May 16, 1955)
Happy Birthday, Jack Morris! You're the only guy who could pitch a 10-inning shutout in Game 7 of the World Series and still look like you just finished mowing your lawn. Four championships with three different teams—clearly, commitment issues never applied to winning titles!From Detroit to Minnesota and Toronto, your legendary mustache traveled more miles than most frequent flyers. Five All-Star appearances later, you're still remembered as baseball's ultimate clutch performer. Here's hoping your birthday cake is easier to handle than those pressure-packed innings—though knowing you, you'd probably insist on going extra innings anyway! Cheers to greatness!