Let's make this birthday one to remember.

85 years old (Born on January 21, 1940)

Happy Birthday, Jack Nicklaus! Eighteen major championships—seriously? Most of us struggle to win at mini-golf, yet you spent 25 years casually collecting majors like they were souvenir golf balls. Your legendary Masters victory in '86 still makes weekend golfers everywhere believe miracles can happen (though our scorecards beg to differ).

Even today, your legacy remains unmatched and timeless. While the rest of us are busy searching for lost balls in bushes or ponds, you're probably relaxing comfortably knowing you've set a golfing standard no one else can touch. Here's wishing you another year filled with birdies—and fewer sand traps!