Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on October 31, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Jack Riewoldt! You're aging like fine wine—still kicking goals and leaping higher than ever. Since joining Richmond in 2007, you've given us countless memorable moments, from your three Coleman Medals to those epic premiership wins in 2017, 2019, and 2020. Honestly mate, you're making the rest of us look lazy!

Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as your iconic marks and goal celebrations. May you continue defying gravity (and age) on the field for many more seasons to come. Cheers to another year of spectacular footy—and fewer ice baths afterward!