84 years old (Born on August 31, 1940)
Happy Birthday, Jack Thompson! Another year older, yet still tirelessly protecting us from the terrifying menace of video games and Howard Stern. Your unwavering dedication to shielding society from pixelated villains and radio shock jocks is truly legendary.Who could forget your valiant crusades against virtual mischief-makers? While Mario and Master Chief tremble at your name, we appreciate your endless quest to keep our joysticks safe. Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as censoring controversial content does—though perhaps a little less controversy this year!
Cheers to another year of keeping America safe—from itself! Happy Birthday, Jack!