Let's make this birthday one to remember.

94 years old (Born on February 09, 1931)

Happy Birthday, Jack Van Impe! Another year wiser, yet still flawlessly presenting prophecy as if you have tomorrow's newspaper. Your unmatched passion for current events tied to biblical revelations has kept viewers glued—and perhaps slightly anxious—for decades. You've certainly mastered the divine art of turning doom and gloom into must-see TV!

From your legendary rapid-fire recitations of scripture that left even the most attentive listeners breathless, to smoothly delivering prophetic analysis with timeless style—you truly remain one-of-a-kind in religious broadcasting history.

Here's wishing you another blessed birthday filled with joy...and hopefully fewer apocalyptic headlines this upcoming season!