Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on October 03, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Jackson Martinez! You're still scoring high—whether it's topping the charts in Portugal's Primeira Liga back in 2012–2013 or lighting up Copa Mesoamericana arenas with style. Rumor has it goalkeepers are still puzzled about how to stop your unstoppable strikes from those glorious Categoria Primera A days of 2009.

But on your special day, relax and enjoy some cake—you've definitely earned it after netting all those goals over the years. Just remember, calories today don't count as own-goals tomorrow! Wishing you continued happiness both on and off the pitch—and more victories ahead (preferably against easy keepers!).