Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on March 25, 1988)

Happy birthday, Jaclyn Glenn! Another year older and—thankfully for us—not a bit more divine. Your fearless wit, razor-sharp intellect, and unshakeable skepticism on your YouTube channel continue to inspire fans around the globe; even deities must secretly subscribe just to take notes.

You've conquered difficult conversations with grace (and occasional eye-rolls), helping countless viewers think critically while always keeping it real—and hilarious. So here's hoping this next trip round our favorite fiery star brings you plenty of laughter-filled rants and well-deserved success—but still no lightning bolts from heaven!

Cheers to an atheist queen who never needs miracles…just Wi-Fi.