Let's make this birthday one to remember.

89 years old (Born on April 29, 1936)

Happy Birthday, Jacob Rothschild! Another year richer—in wisdom and wit, of course. You've built billion-pound investment trusts with the ease most people reserve for assembling IKEA furniture. Your financial acumen is legendary; rumor has it even calculators ask you for advice.

From launching your own successful ventures to gracefully steering through market storms, you've proven that banking brilliance runs deep in your DNA. May this birthday bring returns as impressive as your portfolio—and laughter dividends aplenty!

Here's wishing you a day filled with joy that's priceless—because let's face it: everything else can be bought or invested in!