Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on June 15, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Whetty! Another year older and still striking goals faster than we can count. From your legendary moments lighting up the pitch with Queensland Blades to those epic celebrations that made us laugh until our sides hurt—you're truly one-of-a-kind.

May this birthday bring you as much joy as you've brought fans watching you weave through defenders like they're standing still. Keep dazzling us on (and off) the field; after all, age is just a number—but scoring spectacular goals never gets old!

Cheers to more victories ahead—and remember: cake calories don't count when you're an elite striker!