82 years old (Born on April 12, 1942)
Happy Birthday, Jacob Zuma! Another year older and still managing to dance around controversy better than most politicians can dance at rallies. Your charisma remains unmatched—after all, who else could turn parliamentary debates into viral memes? You've certainly kept South Africa entertained!Despite the ups and downs (and courtrooms), your resilience is legendary. From singing passionately on stage to navigating political storms with a smile brighter than Durban sunshine—you've shown us that life's challenges are best faced head-on... or sometimes sidestepped gracefully.
Here's wishing you laughter-filled days ahead—and perhaps fewer headlines this coming year! Happy birthday indeed!