Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on July 11, 1984)

Happy Birthday, Jacoby Jones! You're the only guy who can turn a kickoff into an instant party—just ask the 49ers. Your electrifying 108-yard touchdown return in Super Bowl XLVII didn't just set records; it probably made half of Baltimore spill their nachos in excitement. Thanks for giving us one of football's greatest moments and proving that speed really does kill (defenses, at least).

Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as your end-zone dances and as unforgettable as that epic playoff run. May you always find open lanes, clear skies, and plenty of cake—because we know nobody returns slices faster than you!