Let's make this birthday one to remember.

49 years old (Born on April 25, 1975)

Happy Birthday, Jacque Jones! May your day be filled with more joy than the time you launched baseballs into orbit at the Metrodome. Your swing was smoother than a Minnesota lake in July, and your catches were cooler than an October playoff breeze.

Even though you've hung up your cleats, Twins fans still reminisce about those clutch hits and dazzling outfield grabs. Here's hoping this birthday is as legendary as that unforgettable 2002 season when you knocked out 27 homers—because let's face it, you're still hitting life's curveballs right out of the park!

Cheers to another year of greatness!