Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on July 30, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Jaime Alas! With your swift moves on the midfield, you've managed to carve memories sharper than a Viking's sword during your memorable stint at Rosenborg BK. We’ll always recall those spectacular passes that even Norse gods couldn’t have dreamt up!

And who can forget how smoothly you swam into Ballenas Galeana in 2014? Like a whale gracefully gliding through ocean waves, you've made football look entirely too easy. From Norway’s frosty pitches to proudly wearing the colors of El Salvador since 2010—your story is definitely one for epic sagas.

Cheers to another hilarious year filled with success!