Let's make this birthday one to remember.

32 years old (Born on March 21, 1993)

Happy Birthday, Jake Bidwell! From your early days at Everton in 2009 to officially joining Brentford in 2013 after impressing everyone during those loan spells—your defensive skills have always been rock solid. You've tackled opponents with ease and defended goals like they're freshly baked pies cooling on a windowsill.

Here's wishing you another year filled with clean sheets, epic tackles, and maybe even sneaking forward for that rare but glorious goal celebration. Keep being the defender attackers dread facing—and remember: age is just a number; defending brilliantly never gets old (unlike some of us fans)! Cheers, Jake!