Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on February 21, 1958)

Happy Birthday, Jake Burns! Another year older and still rocking harder than a suspect device on stage. From belting out punk anthems to shredding guitar riffs that defined generations, your energy remains timeless—proving once again that age is just another number you can rebel against.

Whether it's the raw power of "Alternative Ulster" or the enduring relevance of "Suspect Device," you've given us countless unforgettable moments. Here's hoping this birthday brings as much excitement as your legendary gigs—and fewer broken guitar strings! Keep inspiring us all with your relentless spirit; after all these years, you're still nobody's hero but everyone's favorite punk legend.