Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on May 09, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Jake Long! From flattening defensive linemen as the Dolphins' number one pick in 2008 to bulldozing your way into multiple Pro Bowls, you've always tackled life head-on—literally. Your legendary blocks made quarterbacks sleep easier and defenders reconsider their career choices.

Even though you traded Miami sunshine for St. Louis arches back in 2013, fans everywhere still remember those epic pancake moments on Sundays. May this birthday bring fewer blitzes from Father Time and more celebrations worthy of a first-overall legend like yourself! Keep tackling birthdays with style—we know you'll dominate them just like every opponent who dared line up against you!