Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on May 30, 1955)

Happy Birthday, Jake "The Snake" Roberts! Another year older and still charming us all—though thankfully without the python wrapped around your neck this time. Your legendary battles in WWF and WCW remain unforgettable; who else could make wrestling look so cool while casually carrying a giant snake into the ring?

From delivering spine-chilling promos to executing that iconic DDT move, you've always kept fans on their toes (and opponents flat on their backs). Here's hoping your birthday is as epic as those classic matches—and may you continue slithering gracefully through life with humor, health, happiness...and fewer reptiles involved!