Let's make this birthday one to remember.

80 years old (Born on July 20, 1945)

Happy Birthday, Jake Scott! You're the only guy we know who can intercept birthday candles and return them for touchdowns. Your legendary performance as MVP of Super Bowl VII still has Washington fans checking their nightmares—two interceptions in one game? That's just showing off!

Five Pro Bowls later, your legacy remains timeless. We hope today you celebrate like it's another undefeated Dolphins season: smooth moves on the dance floor and no fumbles with that cake slice.

Cheers to a legend whose greatness never ages—even if his knees might disagree! Have an epic day worthy of your Hall-of-Fame highlights!