Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on March 24, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Jake Varner! You're the only guy we know who can wrestle a birthday cake into submission without breaking a sweat. Ever since your epic gold medal victory at the 2012 London Olympics in freestyle wrestling (96 kg), you've set an unbeatable standard—both on and off the mat.

Here's hoping this year brings you as much joy as that unforgettable Olympic moment when you pinned down glory for Team USA. May your celebrations be filled with laughter, friends—and absolutely no surprise takedowns from overly enthusiastic party guests!

Keep grappling greatness like nobody else can; happy birthday champ!