Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on October 26, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Jakub Rzezniczak! Another year older and still kicking—literally. Your defensive skills on the pitch have aged like fine Polish pierogi: always reliable, surprisingly agile, and occasionally leaving opponents stuffed with regret.

From your memorable championship runs to those epic tackles that made strikers reconsider their career choices—you've given fans countless reasons to cheer. May this birthday bring you as much joy as you've brought us through every match-winning moment.

Keep defending goals (and birthdays) in style; after all, age is just a number—but clean sheets are forever legendary. Sto lat, Jakub!