31 years old (Born on November 11, 1993)
Happy Birthday, Jamaal Lascelles! From your early days at Nottingham Forest in 2012 to those gritty loan spells with Stevenage, you've always defended like a champ. Your tackles are sharper than birthday candles and your headers more accurate than grandma's cake recipe!Whether captaining Newcastle United or rallying teammates on the pitch, you’ve shown leadership tougher than stale birthday cake frosting. May this year bring even more clean sheets and fewer yellow cards—because let's face it, birthdays should be about celebrating goals scored off corners rather than bookings received! Cheers to another fantastic season ahead; keep defending brilliantly (and humorously)!