Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on March 20, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Jamal Crawford! You're the only guy who can make defenders dizzy and ankles tremble just by stepping onto a basketball court. With handles smoother than butter on toast, your crossover should come with its own warning label: "Caution—may cause embarrassment!" Winning Sixth Man of the Year twice (with Atlanta in 2010 and again with LA Clippers in 2014) proves you're not just clutch off the bench; you practically invented it.

Here's to another year filled with highlight reels that defy gravity—and age! May your jumper stay silky smooth forever because let's face it—you've already broken enough ankles for one lifetime.