Let's make this birthday one to remember.

47 years old (Born on February 27, 1978)

Happy Birthday, James Beattie! The man whose transfer fees made accountants sweat and club chairmen reach nervously for their wallets. From Everton to Sheffield United, your moves were as legendary as your goals—each strike worth every penny (and perhaps a few extra pounds). Your knack for finding the net was matched only by your talent in making headlines.

Whether it was smashing records or thrilling fans across England's stadiums, you've always been top-class entertainment on and off the pitch. Here's hoping this birthday scores higher than any of those unforgettable moments you gave us over the years!