Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on March 22, 1989)

Happy Birthday, James Carpenter! You're the guy who spent years expertly protecting quarterbacks and bulldozing defenders since your NFL debut with the Seattle Seahawks in 2011. You've always been an interior lineman who's tougher than grandma's fruitcake—solid, dependable, and impossible to break down.

From winning Super Bowl XLVIII with Seattle to anchoring offensive lines for teams like the Jets and Falcons, you've consistently shown that you're not just a carpenter by name but also by trade—building walls of protection on every snap. Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as pancaking defensive tackles once did!

Cheers to another year of greatness!