Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on January 18, 1981)

Happy Birthday, James Coppinger! You're living proof that attacking midfielders only get better with age—or at least get sneakier about hiding tired legs. Since joining Doncaster Rovers way back in 2004 (pretty sure goals were still black-and-white then!), you've dazzled us all and proved loyalty isn't extinct.

From your legendary hat-trick against Southend United to captaining the team through promotion playoff triumphs, you’ve provided countless unforgettable moments. Who knew someone could be both Exeter City's finest export and Doncaster's evergreen magician? Keep defying time on the pitch forever…or until crazy celebrations become tougher than sprinting past defenders! Cheers mate!