Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on May 08, 1986)

Happy Birthday, James Elmer! You're the only guy we know who can casually mention winning an Olympic bronze medal in Sydney 2000 as "just another day at work." Your legendary strikes on the hockey field made defenders tremble and goalkeepers reconsider their career choices. We still replay your Champions Trophy highlights whenever we're feeling down—nothing cheers us up like watching opponents chase shadows!

Here's to you, a timeless Aussie legend whose skills aged better than fine wine (and definitely better than our jokes). May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and fewer penalty corners—but plenty of cake!