Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on July 23, 1991)

Happy Birthday, James Franklin! May your celebrations be as smooth and effortless as your legendary touchdown runs against Texas A&M. Your dual-threat skills made defenders dizzy, and fans ecstatic—truly unforgettable moments at Mizzou!

Here's hoping your birthday cake is easier to slice through than the Oklahoma State defense in the 2014 Cotton Bowl. Keep scrambling through life with that same agility and charm you showed on Faurot Field. Cheers to another year of touchdowns, triumphs, and laughter—because let's face it, nobody jukes aging quite like you juked linebackers back in the day!