Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on May 04, 1978)

Happy Birthday, James Harrison! You're the only linebacker whose stare alone could sack a quarterback. Your legendary 100-yard interception return in Super Bowl XLIII still has receivers waking up in cold sweats. Rumor has it, even Father Time avoids tackling you.

From dominating offenses as the 2008 AP NFL Defensive Player of the Year to hoisting two Lombardi trophies with Pittsburgh, you've set standards higher than your bench press records. May your birthday be filled with fewer penalties and more cake—because let's face it, no referee dares throw a flag at James Harrison's party! Here's to another year of intimidating greatness!