Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on April 09, 1979)

Happy birthday, James Hayter! You're faster than ever—well, at least faster than the cake candles count these days. Your incredible knack for scoring timeless goals remains legendary among Yeovil Town fans. From those glorious match-winning shots to electrifying performances, you've shown that age never dulls true talent or humor!

Let's toast again to your shining moments at Doncaster Rovers too—33 goals in 162 matches isn't just impressive; it's a heroic saga that Yeovil happily inherited in 2012. May your celebrations be as lively as your goal-scoring exploits and keep everyone laughing as heartily off-field as you kept them cheering on-field!