Let's make this birthday one to remember.

78 years old (Born on March 17, 1947)

Happy Birthday, James K. Morrow! May your day be filled with more wit and wonder than a philosopher's apprentice stumbling upon the secrets of existence—or at least enough cake to satisfy even the hungriest witchfinder.

Your brilliant imagination has gifted us unforgettable journeys through The Godhead Trilogy, challenged our minds in The Last Witchfinder, and enlightened us humorously as only a true scientific humanist could. Here's hoping this year brings you continued success—and perhaps fewer existential crises for your characters (though we secretly love those). Cheers to another orbit around the sun—may it defy logic delightfully!