Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on June 15, 1986)

Happy Birthday, James Maloney! The man who tackled his way into our hearts since debuting with Melbourne Storm in 2009 and lighting up the field for New South Wales from 2013. You've spent your career masterfully steering teams around the park as a five-eighth and halfback—proving that age is just a number, but cheeky banter on-field is forever timeless.

From clutch kicks to unforgettable tries, you've given fans countless reasons to cheer (and opponents plenty of headaches). May your birthday be filled with fewer tackles than usual—but just as many laughs. Here's hoping retirement treats you better than opposing forwards ever did!