Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on June 13, 1990)

Happy Birthday, James McCann! You're the catcher who makes stealing second base seem like a terrible life decision. Ever since Detroit snagged you in 2011's draft, you've been throwing out runners faster than fans can say "safe!" Your glove skills are legendary—rumor has it even baseballs fear your quick reflexes.

From clutch hits to framing pitches with ninja-like precision, you're always dependable behind home plate. Whether it's guiding pitchers through tough innings or delivering timely RBIs, your all-around defensive prowess and leadership have made countless highlights memorable. Here's hoping this birthday is as awesome as watching you shut down baserunners!

Cheers!