Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on January 04, 1986)

Happy Birthday, James Milner! Football's most versatile midfielder—so reliable that rumor has it he even irons his socks before games. From your powerhouse performances with Aston Villa to conquering Premier League titles at Manchester City and showing the world you're basically a Swiss Army knife in boots—we salute you!

Whether it's tirelessly charging around midfield or casually slotting into any position England requires since 2009, you've genuinely proven age is just a number (a myth perpetuated by weaker footballers). Enjoy today like one of those classic penalty kicks: steady approach, flawless execution—and strictly no nonsense allowed! Cheers overtime legend—you've definitely earned extra cake time.