Let's make this birthday one to remember.

82 years old (Born on October 28, 1942)

Happy Birthday, James Murtaugh! From your unforgettable portrayal of David Solomon on "Law & Order," where you matched wits with Sam Waterston's Jack McCoy, to that chilling turn as a murderer in "The Rosary Murders"—you've certainly kept us guessing. Thankfully, today we can safely assume you're only guilty of stealing scenes and aging gracefully!

Here's wishing you another year filled with memorable roles (preferably fewer murderers), laughter-filled moments off-screen, and continued success both professionally and personally. May your birthday be free from interrogations by detectives or suspicious glances from priests—and may the cake always outweigh the evidence against you!