Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on September 05, 1990)

Happy Birthday to the legendary James Norwood—a striker sharper than his hairstyles, who has dazzled fans since debuting with Eastbourne Town back in 2008! Your goal-scoring prowess is timeless; defenders still wake up sweating from memories of you storming forward for Forest Green Rovers after joining them in 2011.

From electrifying moments on pitch to unstoppable celebrations off it, you've given football supporters endless entertainment. As you celebrate another winning year, may your shots be powerful, your boots stay golden and—let's face it—your jokes remain slightly better than your dance moves! Cheers James, keep scoring smiles along the way!