Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on September 28, 1985)

Happy Birthday, James Perch! The man so versatile he probably celebrates birthdays as both a defender and midfielder. From your early days at Nottingham Forest in 2004 to gracing the Premier League pitches with Newcastle United, you've always been ready to step into any role—defending goals or creating them.

Your adaptability on the field is legendary; rumor has it you once filled every position except goalkeeper—and we're still waiting for that debut between the sticks! Wishing you another year of success, laughter, and maybe finally getting that goalie jersey. Cheers to more unforgettable moments ahead—happy birthday, Perchy!