Let's make this birthday one to remember.

84 years old (Born on March 14, 1941)

Happy Birthday, James R. Clapper! From decoding intelligence briefings to navigating the labyrinth of national security, you've always had a knack for making complex situations look easy—though we're still convinced you secretly have a crystal ball hidden somewhere. Your tenure as Director of National Intelligence was marked by clarity, dedication, and an uncanny ability to keep secrets (seriously, what's your trick?).

Whether serving as Under Secretary of Defense for Intelligence or leading the intelligence community through challenging times, your commitment has been nothing short of legendary. Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer classified documents and more cake!